So what did we learn this week ...

· The secret to a good orgy is to always invite Nina Hartley and Kylie Ireland. But really, isn't any orgy a good orgy?
· Hey Vietnam, if your "Paris Hilton" situation doesn't work out, we'd be happy to send you ours. Seriously, take her off our hands.
· "Entering Nautica Thorn" isn't just a clever title—it's more like a career option.
· Yes, you can still get kinky in Texas, but you have to do it much bigger than everybody else. Wearing a cowboy hat wouldn't hurt, either.
· Some of us have never been prouder of our college degree than we are right now. Roll right through, MSU!
· So does this mean we aren't hardened criminals who deserve to rot in solitary confinement? Because that totally changes our plans for retirement.
· Finally! All the masturbation with none of the calluses ... on your hands, anyway.
· Remember, things on the internets are not always what they seem. But how can we stay mad at those ... er ... faces?

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