By Dashiell Bennett, 12:31 PM on Fri Oct 26 2007, 1,061 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Naked sleepwalkers have become such an epidemic that a British hotel chain is putting its employees through special training just to deal with them all. Not only are they a nuisance, they get in the way of all the wide-awake streakers. (And why does this only seem to happen in the UK?) (foxnews.com; see also "Sleepsex: Uncovered" @ Amazon)