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Natalie Portman says she regrets having bared it all in a certain much-ballyhooed short film recently; we regret that we may have inadvertently been a factor in her decision to not do any more nude scenes from now on. Can't we all just forget about her ass and move on so she can get around to doing a topless scene sometime and make our lives complete? (breakingnews.iol.ie - thanks Rick)