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We don't know how we missed out on this important story, but we had to send our condolences out to ex-Guns N Roses axe man Slash, who somehow found himself dating Traci Lords in the late 1980s, but never once got to sleep with her because he was too busy smoking crack. What good are the drugs and the rock-and-roll if you can have the sex? (thesun.co.uk)