By Dashiell Bennett, 2:19 PM on Wed Oct 24 2007, 1,756 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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No matter how much we wish it were so, there isn't always a nice pair of soft boobs around whenever you feel like squeezing some. (Well, for half the population anyway.) At least one Japanese company is trying to rectify the situation, although we still don't know how those who do carry their own boobs around ever get any work done. (inventorspot.com)