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Anyone can stick their stems into a regular old flower vase, but it takes a special kind of perv to put them in a Naughty Deflower Vase, which you can make yourself by circumcizing cutting up the condoms of your choice. Hopefully your orchids will still respect you in the morning. (trendhunter.com, via Shake Well Before Use)