By Dashiell Bennett, 4:20 PM on Mon Oct 15 2007, 309 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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A woman in Nigeria is accused of stealing her lover's "organ" (metaphorically, we think?) and he gets arrested after forcibly trying to get it back. A similar thing happened to us once, but we just thought it was because we drank too much beer. (allafrica.com)