By Dashiell Bennett, 3:25 PM on Mon Oct 15 2007, 3,448 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Where do the paparazzi find those magical x-ray cameras that allow us to see things like the outline of Beyonce's nipple through her dress. Because the one we ordered from the back of that Green Lantern comic is totally broken. (egotastic.com)