By Dashiell Bennett, 12:41 PM on Wed Oct 3 2007, 1,185 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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It's been way too long since we last checked in with megababe Alessandra Ambrosio, who is currently spotted posing for Ocean Drive—the magazine for streets that you will never make enough money to live on. So the fact that you'll also probably never be lucky enough to meet her is just rubbing it in even more. (bastardly.com)