By Dashiell Bennett, 10:40 AM on Tue Oct 2 2007, 1,519 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Jayne Mansfield went native to teach us about "Primitive Love", which was the first production ever to combine the Italian Martin and Lewis (or is it Lewis and Lewis?), stock tribal footage from National Geographic, and a 20-minute striptease into one major motion picture. Yet, somehow no Academy Awards? (trailer @ bedazzled.blogs.com)