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Not merely content to peddle manga figurines that serve as cum receptacles or poop on your desktop, Japanese toy manufacturers are now selling ones which come complete with tiny squeezable boobs. Just make sure you wash your hands first so you don't end up ruining your $72 investment, especially if you've been playing with your scat doll collection first. (jlist.com)