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So how big is the Halo 3 launch this week? Big enough to get Suicide Girl Alaina dressed up in some insanely detailed futuristic battle armor—before promptly taking it off, of course. Anything else we can do to help you work through your Master Chief hostage/rescue fantasy issues, we're here to help. (Kotaku; more @ suicidegirls.com)