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A 15-year-old terminally-ill virgin desperately seeking a little tail before the icy hand of death summons him home would be a great story, if only it weren't completely fake. Let's not forget the real virgins struggling to get laid everyday—they deserve our love and support too! (thestranger.com, via theblogblog.net)