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In the annals of bizarre sexual reproduction techniques, we're not sure if anything beats the male bat bug who skips over the vagina and impregnates the female by punching a hole in her stomach instead. Ladies, we know that sometimes it feels like that's what your man is trying to do, but he's just probably just really nervous. (yahoo.com)