By Dashiell Bennett, 10:40 AM on Wed Sep 19 2007, 283 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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A carnival worker helpfully explained to police that it wasn't alcohol or carelessness that led him to crash his truck into a telephone pole ... it was the people having sex in the back seat who made the car all "tippy." By the way, this guy called from his bus and said you're a pussy. (abcnews.go.com)