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There are now two ways to avoid all that razor burn, ingrown hairs and other types of crotch-related discomfort one risks when shaving one's pubes: use the unfortunately named Venerous Mountain Mist to "leave your skin feeling smooth, soft and moisturized after every hair removal treatment", or stop taking a razor to your pink bits in the first place. There's supposed to be at least some hair down there for a reason, you know, even if we're not entirely sure what it is. (newfbrand.com)