Sure these may look like your standard underwear model pie fights—a perfectly normal pastime for underwear models everywhere—but we believe this footage may in reality contain something more sinister. Could it actually be documentation of a secret military project lab where sexy, fat-free models are force fed gelatin treats until their mental capacities fail them and they are reprogrammed into an army of savage food hurtling animals to be released upon an unsuspecting urban populace? Or do they just like rolling around on top each other in their skivvies? Only the shadowy government forces beyond our control know for sure.

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· Pie Fight (YouTube)

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· Girls in Undies + Cream pies = Fun (YouTube)

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Previously: Maggie Gyllenhaal's Hard "Lessons In Lingerie"

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