Now that "The Sopranos" has been relegated to edited reruns on basic cable and Gina Lynn has given up sliding up and down stripper poles at the Bada Bing to return to, uh, sliding up and down different kinds of poles, how does one get their fix of sexy organized crime action? Of course, you can always sniff out appearances by pornstars like Isabella Soprano and Carmella Bing, and there's always the "The Sopornos" franchise to catch up on ... but since we like extending our porn turf as much as possible, we'll be looking forward to French smut godfather Marc Dorcel's "Mafia Girl" when it's released next month. So what if it transposes all that hot and bloody action to an elegant-looking European capital instead of the gritty streets of Newark? We bet HBO wouldn't have given babes like Yasmin, Sarah Twain, and Eufrat the license to show off their blowjob skills in their strip club cameos either. (We'd make a stupid joke about them making us an offer we couldn't refuse, but then we'd have to whack ourselves for being so predictable. Instead of, you know, just whacking off.)

· "Mafia Girl" (previews @ dorcel.com)

Previously: Porn Du Moment: Marc Dorsel's "French ConneXion", Gina Lynn Goes Back To The Bing, DVD Review: "The Sopornos 5"

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