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Please note, ladies: if you're having your period or have the urge to rub ketchup all over your hoo-ha before sex, it's only polite to try and let your partners know about the fact before they go down on you. Getting those stains out of your vintage Pee-Wee Herman doll's outfit can be really troublesome. (nerve.com)