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Condom recalls—they're not just for South Africans anymore! Tens of thousands of free condoms have been returned to the DC Department of Health after concerns arose about their easily ripped paper wrapper and illegible expiration dates. And here you were thinking things like comfortable reservoir tips and ribs for her pleasure were all that mattered. (washingtonpost.com)