We hope there aren't any impressionable 18 year olds who are getting their sex education from us, but let's be honest ... you could do a lot of worse with some of the other alternatives out there. (And no one enjoys having that conversation with the parents.) Still, we suppose it wouldn't hurt to point you toward something that might be a bit more educational then "Rim My Gape 3": The Midwest Teen Sex Show is (unfortunately) not a live stage act, but a video podcast geared toward the inexperienced folks out there who could use some sexual information without the talking down to—and with the occasional "Hot Carl" joke. Speaking as a former teen and a Midwesterner, it's nice just to see someone talk about sex without trying to prove how "down" they are with kids. (As for our advice on the gape rimming? Uh ... some things are best left to the pros.)

· Midwest Teen Sex Show (midwestteensexshow.com)
· The "Midwest Teen Sex Show" (salon.com)

Previously: Getting A Leg Up In Porn, The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed Tape, The Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas

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