By Dashiell Bennett, 12:22 PM on Thu Aug 30 2007, 1,524 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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A female dispatcher in Grand Rapids, Michigan, is alleged to have had sex with 10 different employees of the police department—including five officers who may be fired for doing her while on duty. No wonder you can never find a cop when you need one. (mlive.com; this story has absolutely nothing to do with Gina Lynn's law enforcement career)