Despite the promise of a Lindsay Lohan sex scene and the ripped from the headlines twist of her playing a stripper, the summer blockbuster "I Know Who Killed Me" had a surprisingly lackluster performance at the box office. Ok, it stunk ... bad. In fact, there's at least one woman who would rather clean her kitchen sink than watch this cinematic disaster ... and she's in the movie! Given her recent, ahem ... troubles, the thought of watching Lindsay have sex may make you want to you scrub something furiously too (like your eyeballs), but as part of our "Save U $10" public service program here it is anyway. Since her real-life one-day prison sentence is unlikely to produce any "caged heat"-style lesbian eroticism, this maybe all the hot Lohan action you're going to get for awhile. Savor every moment.

· "Lindsay Lohan I Know Who Killed Me Sex Scene" (metacafe.com, via egotastic.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Lindsay Lohan's Art Imitates Life

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