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Two New York massage therapists are in a legal spat after one them allegedly rented out the spa they share for swinger's parties and porno shoots and also got caught using his trademark "make-nice massage" inappropriately. (We think we had one of those once.) Obviously, we just hope this story has a happy ending. (nydailynews.com + nypost.com)