By Dashiell Bennett, 5:47 PM on Mon Aug 13 2007, 457 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Prosecutors in LA have dropped the investigation of an alleged sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion due to insufficient evidence, and at least one person—ok, Hugh Hefner—claims the woman in question made the whole thing up. As if anyone would even think of having sex at the Playboy Mansion! (msnbc.com)