The whole opportunistic celebrity-based porn parody shame spiral continues this week with Venom Digital's anouncement that they will release "Paris & Nicole Go to Jail" next month ... in HD, no less! No word on a street date or anything by way of a preview aside from a press quote explaining that the DVD will show how the leads (neither of whom look very much like their felonious namesakes) "find that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, the inmates, things of that nature". But you knew all that already.

· "Venom Unveils Paris & Nicole Go to Jail" (AVN)

Previously: Jenna Haze In "Celebusluts", Movies We Know Will Suck Dept.: "Lindsay HoHand", Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: J-Ho Didn't Chop Down a Cherry Tree, Either

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