· We're still rooting for Brandi C on "Rock of Love.' Maybe a little too much.
· You know that new Maroon 5 song isn't half bad. Once of these days we might even listen to it.
· So what did you think of The Simpsons movie? We can't wait to hear Dana's take on "The Bourne Ultimatum."
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· Isn't Thailand beautiful this time of year?
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· Judging from the high quality equipment used be certain members of New York City Fire Department, we're not really sure why they need to have a fundraising calendar to begin with.
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