As worried as we were that "Rock Of Love" couldn't possibly live up to the shining example of trashiness established by its predecessors in the VH1 celebreality dating show pantheon, we have to admit that it's every bit as awesome so far as we dared hope it would be. Bitchy catfights! Phone sex challenges! And not just one, but two babes with online porn sightings to keep an eye on! We already mentioned that an eagle-eyed reader spotted Brandi M. (aka "Purely Pamela") on a teaser for the show before the first episode even aired, and now we see that her colleague Brandi C. (the fact that this show has two chicks named Brandi on it is yet another indication of how awesome it is) has appeared in some very intimate boudoir videos as well.

We're waiting for the inevitable segment where the other girls in the house find out about their extracurricular careers, leading to the by-now familiar round of recriminations, tears, screaming, and drama ... but for now, let's all just keep the secret to ourselves, shall we? We want to make sure Bret makes a fair decision here.

· "Brandi C Is Friendly" + "They're All Whores" (wwtdd.com)
· "Rock Of Love's Brandi C. is a porn star" (right-thoughts.us)

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Previously: VH1's "Rock Of Love" Porn Star?, Toastee's Takedown: "Flavor Of Love"'s Porn Star