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Clothing-optional Brattleboro, Vermont used to be a haven for cute naked hippies letting it all hang out ... until some old guy had to walk down the street wearing nothing but a fanny pack, thus prompting an "emergency ban on public nudity". (Not that we have any problems with old people taking their clothes off, of course ... but the whole fanny pack thing is inexcusable.)