It is not ours to tell you where Teagan Presley went, or why, only that she has returned with a vengeance. (Her kid-gloved handlers tell us "her first return to screen will be a slammin' anal in Digital Playground's upcoming blockbuster 'Babysitters' ... it's a blockbuster already? In any case, we're sure it's a tot thriller.) Like Schrödinger's Box, Teagan's whereabouts the past nine months to 40 weeks are more fecund with possibilities when we don't know.

Now if you'll pardon us, we need to arrange for a babysitter.

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