By Dashiell Bennett, 3:27 PM on Wed Jul 11 2007, 29,257 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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The guy in this video reminds us a lot of our younger selves—studious, hard-working, and devoted to his academic career. (We don't like to brag, but we got pretty good grades back in the days before the smut got to our brains.) In fact, this is a fairly accurate re-creation of our college experience ... except for the part where the six Japanese schoolgirls kidnapped us, forced us to watch porn and then had their way with us sexually. That happened ... er, never. But the part where our genitals are blurred out seems strangely familiar.

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