By Dashiell Bennett, 10:00 AM on Wed Jul 11 2007, 250 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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Screw you, Gutenberg. It wasn't the printing press that led to the rise of literacy in the Western World, it was the discarded underwear that everything was printed on. Unfortunately, it's still very hard to read a Stephen King novel off of a thong. (eurekalert.org, via scienceblogs.com)