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Let us now celebrate the joys of piss in all its dirtybadwrong magnificence, courtesy of dominatrix and sex blogger Bitchy Jones: "Just the thing. In and of itself. The hot, the salt, the colour, the smell. God, I love the smell. I love the way it works like perfume and the scent of it changes as it dries on your skin. The way it kaleidoscopes through different notes. It starts off light and nothing, then fruit, green apples I'd say if I was so inclined - and then it just gets darker and harder and nastier until it's just dirty back streets and bad, bad things." (And as our friends at Eros Blog add, "And that's just the apéritif!" (bitchyjones.wordpress.com, via Eros Blog)