· It's a few months old (at least), but we couldn't resist sharing this photo reposted from BME on a blog called Horrible Tattoos—which apparently is the place for anyone who has a problem with two penises coming out of someone's ass. And butterflies. Why do you hate butterflies? (horribletattoos.blogspot.com)

· Hey, we're big fans of public sex, but maybe a public pool is not the best choice of venue for it. Although "I was just showing off my new breast implants" is a pretty good alibi. (wesh.com)

· A golf course, on the other hand, is perfect for strippers, lap dances, and sex acts. That would certainly help the TV ratings for most PGA events. (with video! @ poconorecord.com)

· Life is sweet at Florida's only (legal) clothing-optional beach. Maybe not as fun as the golf course or the pool, but still sweet. (beaconnewspaper.com)

· Yeah ... why should public nudity be illegal? Look at all the fun we're having with it. (americanchronicle.com)

· The first two people to be charged under the CAN-SPAM act are found guilty of sending unsolicited porn emails. The good news is they can quit their job and earn thousands a week working from prison! (infoworld.com)

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