· You will never find another group of spokespeople anywhere who are this excited to talk about clean bums. Plus, bare ass in Times Square! (cleanishappy.com, via adage.com via Gawker)

· Superproducer Brian Grazer and sort-of-okay director Brett Ratner are bringing Hugh Hefner's life story to the big screen. We wonder if there will be any nudity. (variety.com + Defamer)

· What the hottest new fashion trend for young brides? See-through wedding dresses. Is it bad luck for the groom to see the bride's boobs before the wedding? (ekstrabladet.dk)

· Another American tourist ruins it for the rest of us by taking a nude bath in Rome's historic Barcaccia fountain. You can't take us anywhere. (reuters.com)

· Would you give up sex before giving up your cellphone? If you're that attached to your handheld friend, you probably weren't getting laid anytime soon anyway. (tech.blorge.com)

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