· Keeley Hazell has returned to class the joint up a little bit. We could use a little refinement, actually. (thumblogger.com)

· Even though China has officially "banned" them, Chinese-language porn sites are still raking in the dough. It's almost like the internet has a mind of it's own. (pcw.co.uk)

· Would you like to read the "filthiest criminal complaint ever filed"? Who knew the FBI had such nasty writers? (thesmokinggun.com)

· NPR commentator Frank DeFord says if "feather-brained" men had their sports pages taken away, they'd probably just turn their attention to porn. Yikes ... hopefully those Deadspin commenters can't figure out where we are. (newsbusters.org)

· Why would people get so angry with Family Video for having a back-room adult section? Oh, right ... the whole "family" thing. (dailyherald.com)

· A "hillside artist" is painting a "tasteful nude" on the grass alongside Hwy. 20 in Oregon. In other news, car crashes and traffic jams will soon shut down Hwy. 20 in Oregon. (kgw.com)

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