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If we designed a literary competition, it would probably be more like a dirty, panty-sniffing version of Mad Libs; UK sex toy retailer LoveHoney, however, is going for a much classier version with their current erotic short story contest. Still, there are big fat prizes, so start sharpening those pencils. (lovehoney.co.uk)