· This is either Petra Nemcova topless on a runway or someone doesn't know how to handle their crayons. Actually, it might be both. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Porn-for-Father's-Day.com sounds like an awesome place to get gift ideas, but it's really just a scam put on by the ironically-named, anti-porn XXX Church. Those guys are more sinister than that Nigerian king who was going to give me all his money. (kentucky.com)

· A naked couple gets cited for "embracing" while driving. So is that what the kids are calling blowjobs these days? (thenewstribune.com)

· A woman is Seattle is running for city council so she can put a stop to nude statues. Crime, taxes and all that boring stuff will have to wait. (seattleweekly.com)

· News flash: Women like to watch porn too. It's like we're having déjà vu or something. (metro.co.uk)

· The Canadian town of Delta wants to ban all adult entertainment. The citizens are still allowed to think about sex, right? (xbiz.com)

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