· Wait a second ... a local TV station hired a bikini model with no journalistic experience to be its new anchor, and it's all just a reality show stunt? Could our TV be lying to us? (news-journal.com)

· UFC show host-with-the-most Rachelle Leah is Sicilian, manages to maintain her dignity while wearing a belt as a bikini top, and doesn't mind too much when guys she's dating fart around her. We think we may be in love. (fhmonline.com)

· Make a note: You cannot trademark the name "Fucking Machines" because the government doesn't like naughty words. What will this mean for our newest venture, "Cock Contraptions, Inc."? (Boing Boing)

· It looks like we missed the World Naked Bike Ride ... again. It's because we're always getting something caught in our spokes. (canada.com + worldnakedbikeride.org)

· Meanwhile, a new year means another group of senior citizens taking their clothes off for charity. Be sure to thank the producers of that "Calendar Girls" movie when you see them. (wtkr.com)

· A naked man wearing just "a paper bag over his head with eyeholes poked out" is haunting Brooklyn. Oh, did we forget to mention the masturbating? (metro.us)

· How do you get busted for excessive nudity when you work at a strip club? In that environment, you really can't be naked enough. (kutv.com)

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