A look back at the week that was ...

· We settled the war between real and fake boobs (or at least tried to). There will be peace in our time.
· Everybody had something to say about porn this week, but darn it if we can figure out what the hell they're talking about.
· Someday soon, the porn will be beamed directly into your brain—and we'll be there to blog about it.
· Who's hotter: Athletes or their girlfriends? We may never know for sure.
· We liked it better when we didn't know how to speak French.
· We don't need your stinking book deals! (Just kidding! Call us, agents!)
· Name your favorite childhood toy and we will find someone who wants to fuck it. Guaranteed.
· Hosiery was ripped, panties were filled. Our work here is done.

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