· Want to know what your mom is up to now that you've moved out of the house? Do you now wish you'd minded your own business? (The Today Show)

· Heather Locklear must have put her bikini in the dryer, because it doesn't fit her anymore. She should try that with all her clothes. (the usual suspects)

· Growing up in the Dominican Republic, Julian Tavarez had just two dreams—become a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox or become a porn star. Hey, it's not too late to do both. (aolsportsblog.com, via adultfyi.com)

· What's wrong with creating a gateway of strip clubs leading into Washington, D.C.? It might even keep some of those lobbyists from finding the Capitol. (examiner.com)

· So who really wrote this article about the saga of Sex.com? More importantly, will anyone pay to read the book about it? (kierenmccarthy.co.uk)

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