· OMFG!!1!#! Jessica Alba's nipples are totally erect! (Give us break, will you? It's the Friday before Memorial Day.) (bastardly.com)

· That's probably why we can't decide what's more appealing in this photo: Beyoncé in a bikini or a lounge chair by the side of a nice pool. What if the pool has a wi-fi connection? (gossipword.com)

· Glow-in-the-dark fur bikinis to wear out to the clubs? Yeah, we can totally see that. (glowfur.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· Remember when girls wearing men's pants was the hottest thing in pornography? Yeah, us neither, but we're not 117 years old. (reason.com)

· Do you have a fetish for collecting dirty underwear? Well, today's your lucky day, because a sporting goods maker is giving them free drawers by stuffing them inside punching bags. So much for putting on a clean fight. (foxnews.com + newsnet5.com)

· Oh ... so this is why they don't want nude car washes in Australia. Their insurance doesn't cover slip and fall accidents. (frikid.com)

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