· Don't you hate it when you go to a baseball game and a wet t-shirt contest breaks out? No wonder Dodgers tickets are so popular in L.A. (lioninoil.blogspot.com, via Deadspin)

· Ron Jeremy and Jake Gyllenhaal together at last! OK, so that's completely misleading, but don't you want to see what the Hedgehog looks like when he's asleep? (Defamer)

· When noted sexpert Susie Bright compiles a list of her desert island sex toys, you better pay attention. Let's just hope she remembers to pack a heavy-duty electrical generator too. (susiebright.blogs.com + amazon.com, via Eros Blog)

· Raise your hand if you're surprised that Apple is upset over a sex toy ad that mimics one of theirs. Congratulations, you win a solid-gold iPod! (avn.com)

· An adult website surveys its own customers and finds that, shockingly, they're totally cool with porn. We've haven't seen a vote rigged this badly since the last time Ohio voted for president. (xbiz.com)

· Speaking of Ohio, the governor says the state's new strip club bill is a complete waste of time and he won't sign it. It still becomes a law, of course, but doesn't he sound all principled and leader-like? (columbusdispatch.com)

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