As we prematurely lurch and stumble into the 2008 campaign season here in the United States, it's nice to know that in some parts of the world at least there are candidates for public office whose platforms we can support completely. So even though we're not entirely sure what she's running for (and wouldn't be able to vote even if we did since we let our Belgian voter registration lapse years ago), we're throwing our full endorsement behind NEE party senate candidate Tania Derveaux, who pledges to give her constituency a grand total of 40,000 blowjobs if she is elected. If nothing else, we have to admire her determination: she figures it will take her 500 days to make good on her promise at the rate of a jawbone-defying 80 blowjobs per day. A lofty goal to be sure, but we suppose if our own candidates are promising to clean up the mess in Iraq and sponsor a sweeping overhaul of our national health care system, anything is possible.

· NEE: "My name is Tania Derveaux ..." (nee-antwerpen.be)
· "The Carrot & The Stick" (alterati.com)

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