· We said good riddance goodbye to Jerry Falwell, but can't forgive all those mean things he said about Winkytiki.
· Lexi Bardot will never really be gone as long as she's in our DVD collection.
· Don't take it personally, but Sunny Leone would like to fuck other people.
· Brittany Andrews and Tyra Banks are just good friends. Isn't there some way to change that?
· Lindsay Lohan. Nipple. You know the rest.
· Apparently, many people still want to fuck Harlow Cuadra, which is almost as disturbing as the fact that he was arrested for stabbing someone 28 times.
· Aren't you glad we live in a country where people have the right to argue about which presidential butt plug to stick up their asses? God Bless America!
· Who is this Audrey Bitoni character and how do we subscribe to her newsletter?
· Someone needs to make a list so we can keep track of all these fucking lists.
· Anyone who thinks modern Japanese porn is weird should remember it's all part of a rich historical tradition.
· Ben Andrews makes us consider taking a long, hard look at our interns' qualifications to see if they measure up.
· The pornstars are still big, it's those darn embedded videos that have gotten smaller.
· Did you know you could feed all of Rob Rotten's children for just $0.00 a day?
· Finally, do not disrespect Grimace. Unless you want to end up as someone's Happy Meal.

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