· If you're completely incapable of wearing a shirt properly and your entire boob is just hanging out there for all to see, we guess that technically counts as a nipple slip too. Score one more for Mischa Barton! (toxicmagazine.com + idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· The paparazzi at the Cannes Film Festival booed Pamela Anderson for not cooperating. Any booing heard at her film is entirely coincidental. (bodogbeat.com)

· If you're a business student and you can't find a way to make a profit on college girl bikini calendars, you should probably just change your major right now. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· Meet the Rhode Island School of Design's ice hockey team, the Nads and their faithful mascot, Scrotie. They're art students, man. Don't hate. (risd.dailyjolt.com)

· Radar Magazine discovers amateur porn. Next month: Have you heard of these things called "blogs"?(radaronline.com)

· Oh by the way, that place in D.C. where rich people take their limousines to watch live girls dance in the nude? Not a strip club. And these dollar bills in our wallet are not a tip. (washingtoncitypaper.com)

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