· Crystal Klein makes us dream about the weekend that seems to be taking forever to arrive. Soon, friends ... very soon. (dailypoa.com)

· Some people call it art, Barack Obama calls is distraction, we just call it another unnecessary look at Britney Spears' va-jay-jay. (Idolator)

· Was there a glaring omission in the About.com list of the best Hollywood masturbation scenes? Also, we're not above taking the linkbait. (datehole.com)

· India is having some serious debates about art, nudity, and how not to offend people. But isn't offending people half the fun? (ibnlive.com)

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