· Canadians fondly remember their greatest—and only—political call girl sex scandal. Yes, it happened 50 years ago, but why should they bother when we Americans are so good at it? (ctv.ca)

· Jessica Simpson would like to remind you that she has breasts. Duly noted. (Now, about that eyeliner ... ) (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Would you trust your money to a bank founded and run by sex workers? Their interest rates are competitive, but they're very strict about where you can make your deposits. (dnaindia.com)

· These boxer shorts are a lovely way to say that you rarely get to take your pants off in front of real women. (livejournal.com)

· Photographer Spencer Tunick got 18,000 people to take their clothes off in public in Mexico CIty this weekend, 16,872 of whom just showed up to see a couple of chicks with no shirts on. (nytimes.com)

· In order to avoid cancer, you should cut off your penis? That's one ancient Chinese secret we'd rather not know about. (zonaeuropa.com, via voyage.typepad.com)

· Another community forced to choose between drinking alcohol and watching all-nude dancing. Life just isn't fair. (montgomeryadvertiser.com)

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