· It probably would've been more fun if we'd known this earlier, but today is No Pants Day—or as it's known around Fleshbot HQ, "Friday." (nopantsday.com)

· Hermione Granger (a.k.a. Emma Watson) is all grown up—even more than she probably realizes if this Harry Potter poster is to be believed. (adweek.blogs.com)

· In a shocking turn of events, students who are given laptops in high school end up using them for things other than homework. At least they're still getting an education. (nytimes.com)

· Pong is a lot more fun when you get to feel up your partner while playing it (we-make-money-not-art.com, via Kotaku)

· Scotland's new strip club regulations could mean the death of strip-o-grams. In other news, people in Scotland still send each other strip-o-grams. (theherald.co.uk, via wfmu.org)

· Ricky Martin gives up on music, starts entertaining his fans with nude home movies and curse words. Way to know your audience. (metro.co.uk)

· This is one safe sex ad that does not discourage sex of any kind. We're not sure how "safe" some of these moves are, but he is using protection. (Being a cartoon helps, too.) (YouTube, via cmmnews.blogspot.com))

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