· You have to get up> pretty early in the morning to be more awake than Victoria Beckham's nipples, which may explain why they've managed to pop up everywhere on the blog scene today. Literally. (everybody)

· The man responsible for pushing abstinence as part of US foreign aid programs resigned last week, because of something to do with hookers. It's probably just a coincidence. (yahoo.com)

· The clothing-optional Apollo Beach is Volusia County, Florida's least known tourist site. Or was, anyway. (news-journalonline.com)

· Not like Australia's Maslin Beach, which had to set up a community patrol to combat lewd behavior. In our country, the people who protect our beaches are the lewd behavior. (abc.net.au)

· When crafting your resumé , it's probably not necessary to include "works well in the nude." Unless it's a resumé for a nude dancer, in which case, that's pretty much all you need. (theglobeandmail.com)

· The nude burglar epidemic is getting out of hand. Remember when people use to just take your stereo and leave? (metro.co.uk)

· Is it wrong to have sex on the first date? That depends ... do people still go on first dates? (thesun.co.uk)

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